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What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also...
lmaogtfo: REBLOG IF YOU GET IT. I see what you did there ;)
May 30th
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I'm a lazy texter.
myredeemerliiives: girlwhodoesntsleep: I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special. THIS. so if I don’t reply ASAP, pls. don’t take it personally.
May 30th
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 30th
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How most girls sit in school
balloonsrainbows: But i’m over here like… Like a BOSS! HAHAHA YES.
May 27th
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TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
suddenaddiction: Normal people: Why wont it open!? Me: Y U NO OPEN!!?? Normal people: I feel so lonely Me: forever alone… Normal people: Ohh, I get it! Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Normal people: Lol, i dont care. Me: Cool story bro. Normal people: OMG, hot GIRL alert!! Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG. Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!! Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??! Normal people:...
May 21st
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Do you ever feel like you aren't even friends with...
swedish-shwag: yes… Yeah. The truth is, right now, I don’t know who my real friends are.
May 21st
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If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
mkzsupreme: Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like: OMG, i’d laugh sooooooooooooooooo hard xD
May 21st
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